I get cha now. Long Island is damn long. When named, I guess all the natives were smoking, shrooming, and or shining and that is all they could come up with. 116 miles long,,, is damn long. Here we have islands named Hooker's Point. Ran out of hookers to name points of interest concerning their talents. Sum I lands can only handle 2 homes which creates a situation of whom owns the land and how to tax the piece of dirt. Mail,, forget that. A lot of independent pharmaceutical sales people visit these places when a sea plane happens to fly over. That or going grouper digging for square green bundles of fish that have never swam and taken to a safe house on an island. Named short island,,, but profitable to sum. The longer the island the less menschiness goes on. Makes since. Very low profile. During construction in Ybor City - Tampa,, got to tour underground tunnels that went on for 3 miles where they smuggled rum from the water front to mid town. Very interesting since the rum was being made on an island 6 miles off shore. Rumster Island I suppose. George Washington was a rum maker,, Billy Beer??