I have been caught a many of times and have wrote a book on it ster. Like explaining to the cops that pull me over after dark ever night.
Ok kids it's Hickster story time. This gal that lived down the street across from my gun legal gun dealer. Penis County Fl police person. I was in and out of town every week. Had 6 cars and trucks and 3 different addresses from Clearwater to Orlando. All vehicles titled to my company. Different people driving them except the Z28 and vettes. So people didn't know where the hell I was at. Had a beautiful house on Lake Halmaton with a pontoon boat, 3 meals aday, free rent, 2 story, maid service and ban-ing the golf cart girl. Back in Clearwater the Playboy cop down the street. Made my, 1 of, bad mistakes. Never do a person that lives too close. Her boy friend was the captain of Penis County Fl SWAT team. The day I took delivery of my mid night blue vette, she took me to pick it up at the dealers. My 4oth B- Day. Spent the night with her, SWAT team boy friend waiting on us to come home,,, not good. 2 weeks later got pulled over after dark with an ex fiancee in the car with over a thousand vicadens in her purse. I had no idea. We had just left Fincee's #6's house sitting in the hot tub. Lesson #1 do not bang jo a cop's girlfriend's of the head of the SWAT team. Things got a bit messy on the way to the jail. Cops asked me if I knew some one on the force cause they remember my name. And yes,,, told em. Stephenie. They said you are the mistry bang her. Yepper. We wood have let you go if you wood have told us cause we don't like the ass of the SWAT team. Well hell bells,, I took the DUI for them not to tell I was with my #2 fiancee at # 5s house in the hot tub. I could go on but way too much to read. Like my best friend was living here after his wife at the time thru him out of their house and I kicked him out and ended being engaged to her Ms Georgia ,, for 6 years. Head ache. Now you do not want the standings I have weaived. Just think bang- joe your neighbor is bad,,, read book #2. The golf cart girl with her fiancee. I n orlando and the 22 year old. Ouch.