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Well hell,, ain't that the shits at 3 am wondering whom is on the bitching beach this hour sneezing and hacking on the dolphins giving the Buccaneers the worst giving sunbacks worst back in the language. Geter from talla gausagee and falls on her faceless face of all. 20 interceptions in a seasoned only Brady can afford to loose. It will be the kaper red neck and goom bee from Tall las askee how bad I am,, team skee. Back to pick me nose #1 again 2 years in a row. Kinda like mullet,,,, pick me pick me. Best picks bucks ever had ever made. Except the dolphins. But the dolphins have enough since not to go on the beach. Hell Cat doesn't, but ster the catster is going in fer a ceramic coating Monday for some stupid spider wededed front in damage on the cat by a once necked blasted Kristie L. Carr with her massive 2010 Honder Mini Van from 8746 117th Way Seminole Way Seminole. Will cost me $$2,000 ceramic coating. As taking her off in a ambulance instead of a hurst ed crying spider fowl from my front end,,, fowl was the takers from the robbed beach people stuck on Seminole Blvd. 5 pm, 3 lanes yelling and thirsty. Middle lane stuck with sun tan location on the beautiful breastly location of their next doo neighbors. Trust me,,, I was location finder of the////// it wasn't me that got the breasts stuck in the breastly traffic. Was the neck wearing fancy neck wearing braced lady crying ,,, hell cat with no broking bag but the bag yelling witch way to the hospital. 2018 damaged beautiful cat with out a scratch,, except the mullet smelling MS Carr on 8746 117 Way and stay away from bird squawking, neck braced chicken. Only thing we had in common that dat was our insurance companies. Hickster,, 4 am steaming.
 


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Well hell,, ain't that the shits at 3 am wondering whom is on the bitching beach this hour sneezing and hacking on the dolphins giving the Buccaneers the worst giving sunbacks worst back in the language. Geter from talla gausagee and falls on her faceless face of all. 20 interceptions in a seasoned only Brady can afford to loose. It will be the kaper red neck and goom bee from Tall las askee how bad I am,, team skee. Back to pick me nose #1 again 2 years in a row. Kinda like mullet,,,, pick me pick me. Best picks bucks ever had ever made. Except the dolphins. But the dolphins have enough since not to go on the beach. Hell Cat doesn't, but ster the catster is going in fer a ceramic coating Monday for some stupid spider wededed front in damage on the cat by a once necked blasted Kristie L. Carr with her massive 2010 Honder Mini Van from 8746 117th Way Seminole Way Seminole. Will cost me $$2,000 ceramic coating. As taking her off in a ambulance instead of a hurst ed crying spider fowl from my front end,,, fowl was the takers from the robbed beach people stuck on Seminole Blvd. 5 pm, 3 lanes yelling and thirsty. Middle lane stuck with sun tan location on the beautiful breastly location of their next doo neighbors. Trust me,,, I was location finder of the////// it wasn't me that got the breasts stuck in the breastly traffic. Was the neck wearing fancy neck wearing braced lady crying ,,, hell cat with no broking bag but the bag yelling witch way to the hospital. 2018 damaged beautiful cat with out a scratch,, except the mullet smelling MS Carr on 8746 117 Way and stay away from bird squawking, neck braced chicken. Only thing we had in common that dat was our insurance companies. Hickster,, 4 am steaming.
Wrecked your cat?
 


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Well hell,, ain't that the shits at 3 am wondering whom is on the bitching beach this hour sneezing and hacking on the dolphins giving the Buccaneers the worst giving sunbacks worst back in the language. Geter from talla gausagee and falls on her faceless face of all. 20 interceptions in a seasoned only Brady can afford to loose. It will be the kaper red neck and goom bee from Tall las askee how bad I am,, team skee. Back to pick me nose #1 again 2 years in a row. Kinda like mullet,,,, pick me pick me. Best picks bucks ever had ever made. Except the dolphins. But the dolphins have enough since not to go on the beach. Hell Cat doesn't, but ster the catster is going in fer a ceramic coating Monday for some stupid spider wededed front in damage on the cat by a once necked blasted Kristie L. Carr with her massive 2010 Honder Mini Van from 8746 117th Way Seminole Way Seminole. Will cost me $$2,000 ceramic coating. As taking her off in a ambulance instead of a hurst ed crying spider fowl from my front end,,, fowl was the takers from the robbed beach people stuck on Seminole Blvd. 5 pm, 3 lanes yelling and thirsty. Middle lane stuck with sun tan location on the beautiful breastly location of their next doo neighbors. Trust me,,, I was location finder of the////// it wasn't me that got the breasts stuck in the breastly traffic. Was the neck wearing fancy neck wearing braced lady crying ,,, hell cat with no broking bag but the bag yelling witch way to the hospital. 2018 damaged beautiful cat with out a scratch,, except the mullet smelling MS Carr on 8746 117 Way and stay away from bird squawking, neck braced chicken. Only thing we had in common that dat was our insurance companies. Hickster,, 4 am steaming.

I m lost
LMAO
 


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The lady wrecked my car and road off in an ambulance. Justification???
 


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@Hickster, dude, if it weren't for bad luck, you'd have no luck at all.

Sorry guy, post up some pictures when you can.
 


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sounds like he woke up in Mexico...and either some hooker...or his Ex wife wrecked his car...WTF
 


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The lady wrecked my car and road off in an ambulance. Justification???
could have just said that brother 🤣🤣🤣. Some of us got lost like a kid at the mall.

It's ok buddy, you can always upgrade to the newest model like with women.
 


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Cars are cheaper. Poor thang getting crows feet at 1.5 years old. What's next snow?? Damn mini van. Horrid it was. Fixed Monday,,, stuff called ceramic tile???
 


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The lady wrecked my car and road off in an ambulance. Justification???
So, you're saying she was driving your car? And she wrecked your car? And she was transported by ambulance to a horse-pistol?
 


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Wut in tarnation.....
 


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The lady wrecked my car and road off in an ambulance. Justification???
That freaking sucks...
 


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That stream-of-unconsciousness masterpiece evidently took an hour to write and post.

Kids. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and post either.

As far as I can tell, something happened involving a female with breasts, and there is so little damage to the front-end of his car that ceramic coating will hide it. As in... nothing happened (to the car). What happened to her? Dunno, but she got an ambulance ride with spider-chickens after she was done sun-tanning in the middle of a 3-lane highway to rob people of their nose-pickings.
 


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That stream-of-unconsciousness masterpiece evidently took an hour to write and post.

Kids. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and post either.

As far as I can tell, something happened involving a female with breasts, and there is so little damage to the front-end of his car that ceramic coating will hide it. As in... nothing happened (to the car). What happened to her? Dunno, but she got an ambulance ride with spider-chickens after she was done sun-tanning in the middle of a 3-lane highway to rob people of their nose-pickings.
OH MY GOD!!!
ROFLMAO!#
 


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So what youre saying is Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
 


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wait for Hickster,s rant went he gets a letter from her lawyer
JK hope your kitty is ok
 


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Got the 1st Cupper/ Gurlin face mask today. COD of hourse. I am not thru with her. There seems to be a Hickster Blog attached to this forum,,,, whom with pubic knlowdge has given me the info I need to give out her name, address, and auto info, but. Within the mean time there was a freemale gooder lukin of the driver. A bit nicer and have acquired a date with the passenger. To hell with Cul pecker cumer caus I got the report over shine ans a ride home fer her. A bit younger, but we all have parents.
 


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So you met a young woman, had some moonshine and then gave her a ride home? You really should not drink and drive...or drink and post![bash]
 


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She was dinking and driving. Had nuttin to do with any Breas tests about nothing. Cousins were never brought up.
 


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Well hell,, ain't that the shits at 3 am wondering whom is on the bitching beach this hour sneezing and hacking on the dolphins giving the Buccaneers the worst giving sunbacks worst back in the language. Geter from talla gausagee and falls on her faceless face of all. 20 interceptions in a seasoned only Brady can afford to loose. It will be the kaper red neck and goom bee from Tall las askee how bad I am,, team skee. Back to pick me nose #1 again 2 years in a row. Kinda like mullet,,,, pick me pick me. Best picks bucks ever had ever made. Except the dolphins. But the dolphins have enough since not to go on the beach. Hell Cat doesn't, but ster the catster is going in fer a ceramic coating Monday for some stupid spider wededed front in damage on the cat by a once necked blasted Kristie L. Carr with her massive 2010 Honder Mini Van from 8746 117th Way Seminole Way Seminole. Will cost me $$2,000 ceramic coating. As taking her off in a ambulance instead of a hurst ed crying spider fowl from my front end,,, fowl was the takers from the robbed beach people stuck on Seminole Blvd. 5 pm, 3 lanes yelling and thirsty. Middle lane stuck with sun tan location on the beautiful breastly location of their next doo neighbors. Trust me,,, I was location finder of the////// it wasn't me that got the breasts stuck in the breastly traffic. Was the neck wearing fancy neck wearing braced lady crying ,,, hell cat with no broking bag but the bag yelling witch way to the hospital. 2018 damaged beautiful cat with out a scratch,, except the mullet smelling MS Carr on 8746 117 Way and stay away from bird squawking, neck braced chicken. Only thing we had in common that dat was our insurance companies. Hickster,, 4 am steaming.
What???
 




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