Did you ever buy something you don't need..but the deal is too good to pass up

[1971demon]

What does she look like?

5'5" 135/140..auburn hair..hazel eyes..attractive...but with a couple glasses of wine...she becomes the worlds biggest bitch...

 

[DavidKFla]

5'5" 135/140..auburn hair..hazel eyes..attractive...but with a couple glasses of wine...she becomes the worlds biggest bitch...

You gotta roll before the cra cra comes out...

 

[1971demon]

Yes, I’ll hold the money for safekeeping. You need a non-emotionally involved 3rd party to handle this transaction. I’ll even hold on to the TRX for you over the winter.

Honestly, be careful of how you do handle any future cash agreements ( like waiting until ink is dry on divorce papers), Lawyers live for this shit. Also, not sure if your buddy has firearms…if so, then let him sell them to you for $1 each right away. As you know NY is not the friendliest state and can confiscate them for eternity.

Also, vote to buy TRX! Would love one if I had the extra cash sitting around.

He has a more than competent divorce counsel...and not a fire arms guy...It's just gonna be a difficult Christmas for our whole group..we have about 7 couples that hang out were a pretty close group

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

Never thought I would say this.."Jimmie N"...yer makin alotta sense...

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here........

There's an old saying about a "blind squirrel" or some such nonsense.


Sorry @Jimmy N. ......he threw the ball and I just had to take a swing

 

[1971demon]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here........

There's an old saying about a "blind squirrel" or some such nonsense.


Sorry @Jimmy N. ......he threw the ball and I just had to take a swing

Come to think of it...I do kinda remember that one...who knows...Jimmie might not even know how far from civilization he lives...let's not write poems bout Jimmie just yet...

 

[Jimmy N.]

Meanwhile, you apparently forgot that I live where it's civilized, not in some damp and stop light infested metropolis.

 

[Hunter]

Well I'm the spender here...@ least that way we get cool stuff we don't need

I'll store it in my unheated, uncooled, non insulated garage.

 

[1971demon]

Meanwhile, you apparently forgot that I live where it's civilized, not in some damp and stop light infested metropolis.

Jimmie jimmie...Elk..Emu..deer..Coyotees...are not civilized...I know you people even let them vote...but Jimmie....they aint civilized..

 

[1971demon]

I'll store it in my unheated, uncooled, non insulated garage.

Let me guess...right next to the Cauldron

 

[Jimmy N.]

Jimmie jimmie...Elk..Emu..deer..Coyotees...are not civilized...I know you people even let them vote...but Jimmie....they aint civilized..

They're civilized enough not to come into the house uninvited, or pilfer stuff from the vehicles.
That's close enough for me.

 

[2pac]

I have a chance to make a score on a vehicle I don't need..or would ever buy....I have a very good friend (almost like a brother)..that came home a couple of weeks ago..found his wife with her legs up in the air..and the mail man deliverin more than the mail...(it might not have been the mail man but you get the picture)..I'ts gonna be a messy split assets wise...(she's no good)...anyway he has an all black TRX with 3200 miles on it...He bought it from Koons @ a discount..and he has clear tittle...In an attempt to give her as little as possible he wants to sell me the TRX @ 55g's..then give him 15 grand cash under the table..so I'd be in it 70 grand..the truck is in the wrapper gorgeous..I already have a Ram 1500 and need this like a hole in my head..till I drove it..it's a cool truck...I know if I bought it...I would keep it...the question is how good a deal is 70 grand for one of these trucks...

Pm me the sticker and I'll tell you what the street value is, but if it's a level 2 you got a steal. Honestly even if it's a base you got a steal, I had mine for about a month before I sold it, great truck and it will bridge the hellcat gap in the winter but it's no hellcat lol.

 

[jroyk]

It's funny...I've seen a lot of em on Dealers lots...never had the slightest interest in buying one...I was 90% sold when we went over the numbers...you guys just helped me seal the deal...and we gotta keep a real lid on this...cause this couple is part of our social circle...don't want this to get out yet...and nobody's really sure who the mailman is yet...gonna be a shit show...

Was always the milkman when we were growing up.

 

[Jimmy N.]

And now its the male man. Those are getting rare.

 

[1971demon]

Was always the milkman when we were growing up.

I remember ours as a kid...Clair his name was..Fairmont milk co. he wore white shirt...and bowtie...

 

[DavidKFla]

And now its the male man. Those are getting rare.

It's always the trainer now.

 

[1971demon]

And now its the male man. Those are getting rare.

Jimmie...you get mail out there..

 

[1971demon]

It's always the trainer now.

She is kinda a gym rat...that might be...

 

[Jimmy N.]

Jimmie...you get mail out there..

From the cute girl in the Post Office, yes. Via the PO Box (no, that's not her).

 

[DavidKFla]

She is kinda a gym rat...that might be...

Young black guy with a big sausage is the trend nowadays.

 

[1971demon]

Young black guy with a big sausage is the trend nowadays.

YIKES...