Amber Alert...."Missing Person"..

[DavidKFla]

We did have a problem a few years ago but it was a little different.
We bought house as a short sale and it had sat empty for quite a while.
People down the street who happened to be heavily involved in the hoa would walk their dogs and they would shit in my yard.
I told them to stop but I guess that they didn't think that they needed to.
So I walked my dog down to their house, walked up on their sidewalk and had Duke take a nice healthy shit on the walk. Duke must of known what was going on because he dumped a huge pile.
The war began with us getting stupid notices about different items that didn't comply.
We finished cleaning up the place and sold it for a tidy profit.

 

[Boris]

Well spent the whole damn afternoon reversing a car deal that turns into a fiasco. It’s a very long story about these Piece if Shit HOA neighborhoods. Last December I helped my dad get a Hyundai Santa Cruz SAV uh huh that’s what Hyundai calls it. Sport Adventure Vehicle is the category but state of Florida claims it’s a truck. Yeh a suv with the back end chopped off like a Subaru Baja. But nope the registration says it’s a truck so the HOA for the last 4 months has sent him nasty letters for parking the car in the driveway in the middle of the day. WACK JOBS TO THE MAX here in parts of FL. Anyways we turned the car back in and got a SUV so the ass hats HOA can shove it up their ass.
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You couldn't just give the man a car? I'm sure you wouldn't miss it LOL

 

[1971demon]

Well spent the whole damn afternoon reversing a car deal that turns into a fiasco. It’s a very long story about these Piece if Shit HOA neighborhoods. Last December I helped my dad get a Hyundai Santa Cruz SAV uh huh that’s what Hyundai calls it. Sport Adventure Vehicle is the category but state of Florida claims it’s a truck. Yeh a suv with the back end chopped off like a Subaru Baja. But nope the registration says it’s a truck so the HOA for the last 4 months has sent him nasty letters for parking the car in the driveway in the middle of the day. WACK JOBS TO THE MAX here in parts of FL. Anyways we turned the car back in and got a SUV so the ass hats HOA can shove it up their ass.
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That would be the day...

 

[Hickster]

My neighbors hate my ass and personally I don't care. They call the cops on me all the time. Saying they are worried about me. My ass,,, they better look after their own. They say my car is too loud. I just flip em a bird and rev it up. Homeo asses don't have enough to boot me out.

 

[DavidKFla]

My neighbors hate my ass and personally I don't care. They call the cops on me all the time. Saying they are worried about me. My ass,,, they better look after their own. They say my car is too loud. I just flip em a bird and rev it up. Homeo asses don't have enough to boot me out.

I keep the stock exhaust on my cars. The Charger is one of the most quiet cars at the track. People have a tendency not to take you serious.

 

[Hickster]

I have kept my stock exhaust on. They can't do any thing about it. But they have tried. I keep to ones self, me, myself, and I. I don't throw rocks at their kids and dogs. Yet.

 

[DavidKFla]

I have kept my stock exhaust on. They can't do any thing about it. But they have tried. I keep to ones self, me, myself, and I. I don't throw rocks at their kids and dogs. Yet.

I had 1 neighbor who said that the Charger upset their dog when I first got it but he soon got used to it.

 

[Smitty]

I had 1 neighbor who said that the Charger upset their dog when I first got it but he soon got used to it.

Amazing what a little therapy can do😏

 

[DavidKFla]

Amazing what a little therapy can do😏

Or just a little, "nothing that I can do about it". Car is all stock and I go to car meets early Sunday morning.

 

[Hickster]

The dog??

 

[DavidKFla]

The dog??

It's called doggy TV. They learn how to relate to other dogs and the world in general.

 

[Bowtie Guy]

Kids in my neighborhood

This was on Google until 30 minutes after the house was listed for sale 3 days ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Hickster]

Shoot on sight. An invasion of the critters.

 

[1971demon]

You couldn't just give the man a car? I'm sure you wouldn't miss it LOL

He tried.....his father ain't no fool..he wont drive a ford...

 

[Hickster]

I thought it was a Yu, go.

 

[Jimmy N.]

The Charger is one of the most quiet cars at the track. People have a tendency not to take you serious.

You really think that's because of the exhaust?!?

 

[DavidKFla]

You really think that's because of the exhaust?!?

It's because I'm slow.

 

[Jimmy N.]

Alright. I suspected it was because you showed up at the track with a taxi.
Guess I shouldn't blame the car....this time.

 

[DavidKFla]

Alright. I suspected it was because you showed up at the track with a taxi.
Guess I shouldn't blame the car....this time.

Actually at the last event, the track people were cheering me on, high fiving and got a hug from one of the women who works there. The timrslip girl told me that I put on the best show of anyone.
That made me feel good.
It's my home track.

 

[Hellcatcfp]

You really think that's because of the exhaust?!?