Not a crash, maybe not even crazy, but...
This happened on that same twisty 2-laner that I bent a door on, and with the same little MGB convertible.
But this time it was very early morning and in the dead of winter, so instead of driving as fast as the car would go, I was only driving as fast as I could. Which was still plenty fast.
Came over a crest, and at the bottom was a bus stop. See a pattern here? Well, this time there was a cop standing next to his patrol car, holding the "Stop" sign that European police used.
First thought: What the hell is a cop doing out here this time of night? Hadn't seen another car for 10 miles.
Second thought: There's no way I'll get stopped in time on the snow. But with another 10 miles to go...and he has a radio...yeah, I better try.
Needless to say, I went past him still at a decent clip, while slowing down the best I could. No biggie, I knew the road very well, so it was just a matter of backing up a couple of hundred yards.
Now, this driving fast in very cold weather had resulted in that the only the windshield wasn't frosted over, so I couldn't see anything behind me or to the sides.
Knowing that there couldn't possibly be anyone behind me, I backed up as fast as I could, staying on the road by looking out the windshield.
Okay, I must be getting close, I thought. Sure enough, a second later I saw the bus stop and his car in the right corner of the windshield.
Hit the brakes, getting ready to drive forward a bit, when I saw the officer come climbing out of the ditch, completely snow covered. Oops.
Naturally he asked why I was driving so fast. I responded that there was no traffic, so...
He said "What if I had been a moose?" I answered with "Well, nothing happened, right?"
His response: "What if the moose had jumped the wrong way?"
Apparently I had missed that he'd jumped into the ditch the first time I drove by, possibly not trusting my driving skills, and then again when I came back in Reverse and couldn't see anything.
Oddly enough, I never got a ticket or even had to show my license (although he probably knew who I was anyway). And I have no idea what he was doing out there about 2 AM in the first place. Obviously it wasn't me they were looking for.