Men Who Think Their Penis Is Small Is Drawn To Sports Cars

[45-70govt]

My Hellcat is a muscle car, not a sports car. Therefore, I am proud to say I am still a member of the 10.5 inch club.

Headline next year----- Men without a penis are attracted to electric cars.

 

[Smitty]

Mine’s only 3 inches…..but she likes it that wide😂

 

[Deano]

No, No, I won't. I better not.

 

[Markp]

It is pretty simple. It has less to do with penis size but more to do with wanting to use your penis. Men want to attract women. Women today are attracted to succes and money. Sports car represents that so we buy them because women like them. Pull up to a beautiful women in a rusty dodge caravan an ask her out. Then same guy pull up to the same women in a expensive shiny new sports car and ask her out and see the difference. The people doing this study are jackasses. We don’t buy sports cars because subconsciously believe our penises are small we buy sports cars because subconsciously we want our penises to have some fun. I have solved the problem for these “scientists”. This study is biased and has no control. Most men believe there penises are not big enough even though they are. So the study is flawed.

 

[Linda's Hell Cat]

A friend of mines wife..(not car people).always brings up that goofy analogy when one of us gets a new hot rod...I finally said..(in mixed company)..ya know...I've seen your husband in the shower...dude should be drivin a Lambo...not a Camary....she thinks I'm an AH...but we don't hear that story anymore...

This Must Have been That Bathroom! You on the left Laughing !

 

[Jimmy N.]

Happened to come across this old photo of girlfriend's cars.
Not wanting to be a prick, at this point she was transitioning from Porsches to Aston Martins. But that later changed back to Porsches, and more recently Audis.

 

[Markp]

Happened to come across this old photo of girlfriend's cars. View attachment 93412
Not wanting to be a prick, at this point she was transitioning from Porsches to Aston Martins. But that later changed back to Porsches, and more recently Audis.

How small was her penis?

 

[Jimmy N.]

How small was her penis?

Very small. It's actually negative.

 

[Markp]

Very small. It's actually negative.

See how off the study is.

 

[Magnified]

They did their research on facetube

 

[Magnified]

Conversely, do the people that make these accusations want us to think they have donkey dicks because they drive a
Prius or a Kia minivan?

Lol "donkey dicks"

 

[Magnified]

Sure but Sling Blad tells it better.

Disagree here. Richard pryor is just.gold man

 

[Hayabusa]

Just read this whole thread...WOW, what can I say...

I'm 1/2 Japanese and 1/2 Irish, neither group recognized for endowment in the pickle department.

I am just thankful I am 6' 1" tall and, with my heritage, blessed with the average 8 inches of schama lamba ding dang..

On the term Oriental in several replies...amazing how "woke" Asians (and others) will object to "Oriental" and start lecturing. Most just stare at me when I tell them my nickname in High School was "The Mental Oriental" and I cherish it to this day as a senior citizen.
I stare back, they always break eye contact

 

[MJS73]

Disagree here. Richard pryor is just.gold man

Your literal filter is set too high.

 

[Paladin06]

Just read this whole thread...WOW, what can I say...

I'm 1/2 Japanese and 1/2 Irish, neither group recognized for endowment in the pickle department.

I am just thankful I am 6' 1" tall and, with my heritage, blessed with the average 8 inches of schama lamba ding dang..

On the term Oriental in several replies...amazing how "woke" Asians (and others) will object to "Oriental" and start lecturing. Most just stare at me when I tell them my nickname in High School was "The Mental Oriental" and I cherish it to this day as a senior citizen.
I stare back, they always break eye contact

Sheep don't do the eye contact thing. It hurts their feeligs.

 

[MJS73]

It is pretty simple. It has less to do with penis size but more to do with wanting to use your penis. Men want to attract women. Women today are attracted to succes and money. Sports car represents that so we buy them because women like them.

...said the guy with the small penis.

 

[MJS73]

On the term Oriental in several replies...amazing how "woke" Asians (and others) will object to "Oriental" and start lecturing. Most just stare at me when I tell them my nickname in High School was "The Mental Oriental" and I cherish it to this day as a senior citizen.
I stare back, they always break eye contact

They object because they've been told to.

 

[MJS73]

Very small. It's actually negative.

#1 Answer: Depends on which one she straps on.

 

[Markp]

...said the guy with the small penis.

Mines huge I was thinking of getting a penis reduction and buying a rusty dodge minivan.

 

[1971demon]

Just read this whole thread...WOW, what can I say...

I'm 1/2 Japanese and 1/2 Irish, neither group recognized for endowment in the pickle department.

I am just thankful I am 6' 1" tall and, with my heritage, blessed with the average 8 inches of schama lamba ding dang..

On the term Oriental in several replies...amazing how "woke" Asians (and others) will object to "Oriental" and start lecturing. Most just stare at me when I tell them my nickname in High School was "The Mental Oriental" and I cherish it to this day as a senior citizen.
I stare back, they always break eye contact

A recent Kinsey report states that the average length of the north American 30 yr.old male penis is 6.5 "..(regardless of ethnic back round)...the study goes on to say that after age 60...it is not unusual for the penis to loose from 1 to 1.5 inches in length......Hayabusa due to your age... might I suggest you re measure and get back to us with your findings